ornithologist | .//INBOX

Well, with your kind of brain I'd expect any hobbies you had, if you had them, to be some really messed up shit. Not birds.

That says more about you than about me.

Hey, fuck you

[And still --]

I'm probably going to have more questions that the books can't answer. Do you mind if I bother you again?

Please do. My other hobbies are collecting rare books, 180g vinyl, and Xerox Altos. Feel free to ask me questions about that as well.

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What are those last two?

[Sorry Harold, he's young.]

Very disturbing interests. One might even say freaky. I couldn't possibly explain to someone without a brain like mine.

[You can practically hear the eyeroll.]

If you aren't going to fucking tell me I'll go look them up like I did phreaking.

Might be the wiser course.

Fine. I will.