[Accelerator is over here feeling a whole rare bout of cluelessness and hating it. Obviously sending an entire video is the most efficient method of data transmission, since it includes both visual and audio information.]
You're talking like I'm going to keep the damn thing. I can't just find some owl nest outside and put it in there? Wouldn't it be better to let actual owls raise it?
They're likely to reject it. I agree releasing it is the wisest course, but you'll need to take care of it until it's able to look after itself. And you'll want to do so in such a way that it doesn't become dependent on human care.
It is currently 1.3 grams and will be a bit over 10 grams fully grown.
[Compared to the stuffed animals this seems to just be a harmless baby bird. It doesn't deserve to be rejected by other living things just because he's bad with animals.]
Okay, fine. What else do I need to know? What does it eat?
Shit, that's tiny. It must look even more absurd than this owlet.
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You're talking like I'm going to keep the damn thing. I can't just find some owl nest outside and put it in there? Wouldn't it be better to let actual owls raise it?
How small? [He made it sound tiny....]
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It is currently 1.3 grams and will be a bit over 10 grams fully grown.
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I don't want to kill it.
[Compared to the stuffed animals this seems to just be a harmless baby bird. It doesn't deserve to be rejected by other living things just because he's bad with animals.]
Okay, fine. What else do I need to know? What does it eat?
Shit, that's tiny. It must look even more absurd than this owlet.
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Owlets are uniquely absurd, believe me. This wren check is just terrifyingly tiny. I just keep staring at it.
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Send me some pictures, I want to see this thing.
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Shit, you could lose that thing so easily.
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[Which begs the question....]
Why do you know so much about them, anyways?
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Nothing nefarious. I've always liked birds.
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[Congrats Harold, you are not normal.]
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Having hobbies is healthy.
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[And still --]
I'm probably going to have more questions that the books can't answer. Do you mind if I bother you again?
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What are those last two?
[Sorry Harold, he's young.]
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I couldn't possibly explain to someone without a brain like mine.
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If you aren't going to fucking tell me I'll go look them up like I did phreaking.
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